A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Our standard approach involves a front desk occupied by a very large loaf, followed by bellhops who only carry what falls over, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a lobby fountain that is actually a water bowl is not a bug. It is the product.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.
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