We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
Experts agree that a front desk occupied by a very large loaf is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a view of the bird feeder from every room is not a bug. It is the product.
Our standard approach involves a front desk occupied by a very large loaf, followed by a lobby fountain that is actually a water bowl, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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