Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around bellhops who only carry what falls over.
Experts agree that a view of the bird feeder from every room is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
Our standard approach involves a view of the bird feeder from every room, followed by a lobby fountain that is actually a water bowl, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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