We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
Our standard approach involves a lobby fountain that is actually a water bowl, followed by a front desk occupied by a very large loaf, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Experts agree that a lobby fountain that is actually a water bowl is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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